The following is a list of questions that most guys wish they knew the answer to. Give us your honest answer and life will be so much easier for both of us. It’s not a long list. Just a few questions that if answered honestly, could help us make sense of everything. Guys are simpler than you think. We don’t like playing games. We only play them because sometimes girls insist on them and well, we like girls, so we go along. If given the choice, both sides would be much more straightforward in relationships.
Here are a few things we would like to know:
1) Why do guys have to text first?
If you like us, text us. We would actually appreciate some of the pressure being taken off of us on this for once.
2) Why do girls take forever to text back?
Guys don’t think less of you if you text back right away. Game playing isn’t as fun as some people think.
3) Why do girls love projects?
After being friend zoned more times than I can count, I still can’t explain the phenomenon of great girls going after guys that need to be fixed. And then they’re surprised when he is a douchebag, which he’s been the whole time. Why do you think you’re going to be different than the 5 girls to whom he’s already done the same thing?
4) Why do we have to play games?
Games are tiring, not as fun as girls think, and way too time consuming in the real world.
5) Why do nice guys always finish last?
The guy that you friend zone and then continue to treat like a boyfriend is probably the one you should be giving a shot as opposed to the guy you think you can “fix.” If you’re wondering how nice guys turn into douchebags…It’s because it’s seemingly the only way to get girls to see us as someone you want to date rather than a friend.
6) Why do you enjoy drama?
Drama is tiring and no one has time for it. Get over it.
7) Why does the friend zone exist?
This is so perplexing; it deserved to be the topic of two questions. Guys will never understand this. You trust us with your deepest secrets, introduce us to your family, have fun every time we hang out, but still don’t think you could give us a shot. OK.
8) What do you want?
Recent events have inspired this question. If you are a tease, you can’t be surprised when a guy actually makes a move. You can’t rub up against a guy all night, sit on his lap, let him caress you, cuddle with him, all while drinking and then be surprised when he tries to kiss you. Picture this- you go out for the night with the guy you like, you buy him some drinks, he comes home with you and hops into bed to snuggle up and watch a movie. You look up from your position in the nook of his arms and go for a kiss, which he denies and gives you an awkward look before rocketing out of bed and leaving. Are you confused? So are we.
I am sure guys will have many more questions than this when it comes to relationships with the opposite sex. Guys really would just like to simplify everything. I’m sure there are some universal questions girls would like guys to answer, which is completely fair, but for now we would like the answer to these. Thanks!