People say you can only hide crazy for two weeks, so buckle up.
I hope you like to get comfortable fast, because I’m a serial long-term dater who doesn’t play games. I like you or I don’t, and chances are that if I do I want something more than to just hook up a time or two. I will still avoid the “what is this” conversation like the plague, even when I’m desperate to know what exactly this is.
Not a dog person? Don’t let the door hit you – or do. Get ready for three way spoon trains with my rescue pup Snuggles – and don’t make jokes about his name.
I’m my happiest in the sunshine, right up until I get burned. I will force you to join me on trips to the flea market, and to take walks around the neighborhood to look at houses… and will want to order every coffee mug in sight.
I want to hold your hand in public, dance with you at concerts and send you goodnight texts. I will talk your ear off about the books that I love and the movies I want to see, and am always down to debate where we should go to dinner.
Warning: I will always turn the water hotter in the shower.
I have two tattoos, but I find guys with lots of tattoos trashy.. so I guess you could say there are some double standards involved. My foot says, “keep calm and carry on,” and yes, I will be offended if you laugh at it. I got it abroad, okay?
If being written about isn’t your thing, then you should probably stay away – at least that’s what this guy would tell you.
Please refer all other inquiries to my best friends. Chances are, we’re sitting around talking about you right now.