Since the season finale of Game of Thrones, was the best end to a season in the history of any television show ever, its going to be especially hard to wait basically an entire year for next season. I’ve already re-watched last week’s episode like four times and I’ll probably (definitely) be re-watching the entire show again numerous times before next season.
With this epic season, also came the reappearances of some of the Seven Kingdoms’ eligible bachelors that we’ve seen throughout the series.I’m going to allow myself the pleasure of pretending to be The Bachelorette- Game of Thrones version and give ya’ll the lowdown on who I would date. The show has plenty of weirdos I wouldn’t date (stay tuned for this, looking at you Ramsay) but I mean lets be honest we’d all date Tyrion Lannister.
Let’s start with who I would date (and no this is not in any specific order, because if it was Robb Stark would be first and I’m still not over his death) :
I mean come on, he’s hilarious and he drinks like a fish, so its basically a match made in heaven. His jokes will keep you laughing for so long you probably won’t even notice the height difference. Plus he’s like an all around sweet guy, if his marriage to Sansa was any clue, he’s probably not going to feed you to his dogs if you upset him too much. Also, lets mention that I love it when he says, “A Lannister always pays his debts,” even though this is like a family line and all there’s something so bad ass about it and I def want to be able to rub my last name into someone’s face like that.
Fucking duh. Tbh if Robb Stark (RIP) was still alive I would have the hardest time picking between these two, I might just settle for both. And lets be honest, every girl watching wanted to be Ygritte in that cave, I mean come on. Honestly, I just want to be the girl that makes Jon Snow smile and takes him out of his permanent state of brooding. PLUS now we’ve confirmed that he’s got some Targaryen blood in him, so I’m siding with the team that has the dragons, Jon Snow is just the icing on the cake.
First can I just say that I am so happy the producers decided to change actors for this role? I am so much happier with this Daario than the original one. I love how he let’s Khaleesi run the show (as he should) , but he still gets under her skin behind closed doors, lets give it up for Daario and Daenerys for having the steamiest sex scenes. Also, I low key love how Daario isn’t afraid to brag about his alone time with Khaleesi to Jorah, l love a man isn’t afraid to let the world know whats his. But my heart also broke for Daario when Daenerys made him stay in Mereen and he agreed, that’s true love ya’ll. @Daario I’m available tho….
Okay this might shock ya’ll slightly especially since I was slightly concerned when he and Jon snow first met (ya know how he wanted to kill him and all) but since he became an ally to the Night’s Watch, he’s probably one of my favorite people in The North (besides Lyanna Mormont because she’s bad AF). I honestly would die happy if Tommund and Brienne became an item. His lack of knowledge of the civilized world and his sense of humor just make him one of my favorite people and I would totally let him take me on a date North of the Wall.