Here’s the thing. We all want a man that can go down like a champion, but we don’t want to be the one to teach him.
Perhaps it’s how vulnerable you feel when you’re laying there legs-akimbo naked. Perhaps it’s that you know how fragile the male ego is (read: extremely). Perhaps it’s that you’re hooking up with someone you don’t exactly care about and may or may not repeat.. so you figure it isn’t even worth the effort (is it only me that does that?).
We are doing it to ourselves – and not in the fun way.
We are unleashing a horde of men into the world who don’t know their ass from their elbow when it comes to going down.
Which only leads to one thing – and it isn’t satisfying.
We’ve all been there. Eyes closed. Hands in his hair. Back slightly arched… a noise escapes your lips …. and he stops what he’s doing and does something different. In the second it takes your brain to catch up to this you lose sight of the oh-so-saught-after orgasm and instead you find yourself thinking WHY THE FUCK?! WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU STOP? JUST KEEP DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE DOING?!?!?!?!?!
Question: Why would this noise suggest you should do something different?
Answer: It would not.
Let’s agree to do our best to put that tragedy to an end one man at a time.
One of my most prized possessions is a text that I sent to my best friend after a recent experience: “Let me tell you this. That boy. Has had girlfriends in the past that have trained him well. He deserves all kinds of awards for his going down skills. I would like to send them all fruit baskets.”
I’m serious about the fruit basket too, I really would send one.
It’s a religious experience when you meet a guy that has the skills. So, I ask you this… why in the world would I ever let another man out of my door who does it poorly? What will the thirty minutes or an hour of education cost me? (Other than possibly an additional hook up). Think about the lives that I could potentially change by giving the gift of a great orgasm? That’s nothing to shake a stick at…. weird metaphor, but you get the point.. or the dick.. whatever.
The takeaway here? TELL YOUR FUCKING (pun intended) MAN HOW TO GET YOU OFF GOD DAMN IT.
It’s not a big deal. If he can’t handle a little sexual education WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE? Just saying. No one is that amazing. No one. I repeat, no one.