1. When your squad makes a new group chat and you assume making plans will be SO much easier! Great idea.
2. When you realize the group chat is mostly just gossip, sex, screenshots, and Real Housewives but you’re down AF for this. How else are you going to waste your time at work?
3. When something HUGE happens in your life and you need to brag to the group chat RIGHT NOW!!!!
4. When something minor happens but it’s mildly inconveniencing your life and you need to vent to the group chat RIGHT NOW!!!!
5. When you name your group chat and exclusively refer to anyone in the chat by that name because you are the ~chosen ones.~
“Who’s coming to the pre tonight?”
“Hoe Squad and a bunch of randos.”
6. When you realize that making plans is actually 100x harder in a group chat because everyone thinks they have the right to voice their opinion like this is a democracy or something????
7. When you’ve been talking to yourself for like 3 hours and wonder if everyone died.
Can someone fucking acknowledge my mixed emotions over Kim Kardashian’s new bikini bod????
8. When a member of the group chat starts dating someone new and you become way too emotionally invested in their relationship because you’re basically dating them too.
9. When you get caught up in the ~rush~ of the group chat and share an incredibly personal story that is only semi-relevant to the conversation and wonder why you’re so dumb and how you have friends.
10. When the group chat is so lit that you have to literally drop everything you’re doing for the foreseeable future because you have your priorities straight.
11. When your group chat starts to make its way into other forms of social media so you can stay connected on all platforms AT ALL TIMES.
12. When one or more members of the group go on vacation and the chat slows down, leaving you alone and confused with an empty hole in your inbox.
13. When someone leaks confidential group chat info to the outside world and you have to start a new group chat to discuss the consequences.
What happens in the group chat, stays in the group chat.
14. When a member of the group chat slays and you all shower her with the praise of a Dance Mom watching her baby win Regionals.
15. When a member of the group chat goes back to that fuckboy again and you all scold her (in caps, obvi) with the passion of a Dance Mom backstage after her baby comes in 2nd at Regionals.
16. When you spend an entire evening messaging in the chat and laughing alone on your couch, wondering how you got so lucky and where your life would be without all your best friends in one group chat.